whoismc

2012-01-12T06:17:00.001-08:00

2012-01-12T06:14:00.001-08:00

walking through the valley of dead horse with a gay iphone to capture it all.

2011-12-04T11:20:00.000-08:00

livin like a bum with lots o fuckin fun

2011-11-23T03:06:00.000-08:00

iphone photos are about as cool as dot too dot...

2011-11-08T14:24:00.000-08:00

jobless , broke, cant afford film.. so use ur shit phone instead "good idea ya dickhead"..

2011-10-24T12:11:00.000-07:00

iphone photos are as cool as you.. which is not cool at all really.

2011-10-18T00:40:00.000-07:00

iphone photos are gay and so are u

2011-10-13T00:04:00.000-07:00

Love sick, Broke and Driftin

2011-10-11T01:31:00.000-07:00

this is just a few shitty snaps off my crooked old iphone 3.. im not cool enough for the 4, steve jobs gave apple strict instructions before he left us to never let me have the updated version of the iphone cause i didnt hit the cool radar..here they are all shitty and all....life without a job driftin with my kid , wifey and pug.. the simple life...not bad.

2011-08-20T21:15:00.000-07:00

VELVET SKULL MACHINA for roxy...... a collab i did with roxy

2011-08-18T03:56:00.000-07:00

take that....!

2011-08-11T20:07:00.000-07:00

it is what it is

2011-08-11T04:10:00.000-07:00

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this is HOYO he's a mad cunt on my single fin i made.. i cant shape for shit but he can HACK like fuck..

2011-08-11T03:36:00.000-07:00

THIS IS MY BLOG..I can say shit like EAT MY DICK

2011-08-11T03:31:00.000-07:00

rot my gut away with fun in the day

2011-08-08T00:43:00.000-07:00

Velvet Skull Machina.... shades for quiksilver + roxy

2011-07-18T00:08:00.000-07:00

Here's some shades i have recently done for quiksilver + roxy.. titaled "VELVET SKULL MACHINA" ..
these samples came in today.....

split your own framer fame chaser

2011-07-12T16:18:00.000-07:00

new craft for the kids

2011-07-12T03:04:00.001-07:00

2011-07-09T05:50:00.001-07:00

2011-07-03T04:37:00.001-07:00

2011-06-28T09:53:00.000-07:00

dont call me baby jesus

2011-06-28T00:35:00.001-07:00

it aint me

2011-06-27T19:03:00.001-07:00

mr shea perkins for chanel.......

2011-06-23T16:50:00.001-07:00

roamin....

2011-06-22T19:47:00.000-07:00

2011-06-22T07:29:00.001-07:00

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2011-06-08T17:28:00.000-07:00

burnt shadows

2011-06-08T12:18:00.001-07:00

the dirty bird

2011-06-07T17:03:00.000-07:00

has landed in los angeles

LA HERE WE COME

2011-05-30T01:58:00.000-07:00

time to go visit the U.S of A again ..6 days from now..
...i miss the good friends and good times in LA...
time for more jail tatts and imagery through my eyeballs onto film..

chilli biltong

2011-05-24T22:13:00.000-07:00

dashkyusscrawley

2011-05-22T20:44:00.000-07:00

KYUSS LIVES

2011-05-10T19:53:00.000-07:00

we went on the road with kyuss the last week, john garcia his wife wendy, brant, nick and bruna are some of the nicest humans to grace this planet.. and they fuckin tore every spot they played a new arse hole... KYUSS definatly lives.....

i got leather lips from the desert

2011-04-19T21:18:00.001-07:00

coachella.....

hot as fuck..lots of people.... lots of people gettin crazy.. lots of sweaty nuts and dripping nipples... burn ya film kid just burn ya god damn film...

OURVELVETSKULL

2011-03-29T19:27:00.000-07:00

farkin tough

2011-03-16T16:22:00.001-07:00

Quiksilver recently have done this colab with OLYMPUS.. i managed to snavel one of these tough cameras . i have lost about 5 cameras in the last 12 months cause im fuckin hopeless with shit.. i had one of those s90's..lost it in elsewhere when i was mindless.. musta fell outta my pocket. so i though this olympus "tough" might be upto the job.. here's a few point and shooters from the last week or so.. randomness but still the same the cameras pretty damn good...."

i dont take many pics anymore......but here's some

2011-03-13T07:42:00.001-07:00

randomness from the last 2 weeks

we made this kid and we called him.........

2011-03-13T06:35:00.000-07:00

DASH KYUSS CRAWLEY
tenz went into labour on the 16th of feb, i couldnt do too much..pat her head, rub her back.. shower her while she sat on one of those bouncey trainin balls..guys just try and give moral support and give the coffee machine a serious workout. after a couple of "don't fuckin touch me"'s and in walked the man himself... the chinese guy whealding the epidural.. gods gift to a woman in labour.. all of a sudden the heavens opened and happiness rained upon us.. numb as all hell from the waist down... screams turned to smiles and i was instantly mr nice guy... after 18 hours of labour and 2 hours of pushin out came our little man.. DASH KYUSS CRAWLEY...here's a few moments i shot below.....

had to test my lightmetre

2011-02-21T15:10:00.000-08:00

I bougth this shitty camera on ebay and hadf to test the light metre and shit on it.. i slapped this crap together in 5 minutes...the cheap arse camera works i spose...

if ya got it Flaunt it

2011-02-15T02:43:00.000-08:00

we were down on kirra point shootin some stuff with steph gilmore recently, i had my trusty old yashica film range finder in hand then this chick stumbles outta the rocks + starts dribblin some shit about her plans for mothers day, she wreaked of booze, kinda made no sense but she was interesting.. i showed her my camera and said "hey love, i reckon i should snap a portrait of ya"...so she posed and her it is...another class act from kirra.... when they made those stickers "bring back kirra" i dont think they had old love in this pic in mind...!.. anyway happy mothers day old girl...ya still got it..

onepackofilm-oneday

2011-02-12T02:52:00.000-08:00

i threw a plastic polaroid in the car today with no reason to shoot a roll..snapped 10 piocs, lost one somewhere omn the way home.. so here's my nine from today.. nothin flash but it is what it is.....

this week + streaks

2011-02-07T22:49:00.000-08:00

HOLLYWILD

2011-01-30T22:15:00.000-08:00

This is our friend HOLLYWOOD.
he has a good beard, likes to swill piss and can take photos of nude chicks pretty damn good..
check his shizzle out http://www.chrissearl.com/ creep around in there u might get a boner..

we like to swim

2011-01-26T18:06:00.000-08:00

RAT at 383 TATTOOOOO the squeeeler

2011-01-19T21:11:00.000-08:00

i went up to my mates tattoo shop at lunch today and snapped a coupla black and white polaroids of my homo mate Rat gettin his back piece finished, the big fag had pain killers and squeeled like a teenager losin her virginity. big pussy he is..
This bloke layin down the ink is Pommy paul.. yep you guessed it he's a pommy git from pommy land, mother fucker can swill a ton of piss at will, he seams to lose his memory quite easy though after ten or so pints. one hell of a fuckin good bloke though.. if ya want the pomm to slap a cool southern cross tattoo on ya back.. hahahaa.. go find him at 383 tattoo bundell road.. on the goldy... now piss off... my hands hurt from typing..!!!!

all my friends are WANKERS

2011-01-18T00:35:00.001-08:00

we're not a real smart bunch are we.? nah not really.. me and my friends are mostly all a bunch of wankers.
everytime i look through photos i took of my friends recenrtly i think "what a funny bunch of wankers" not many of them seam to give a shit... good.. I heard a good thing yesterday "don't live to die, die to live"... well we are so here's a few of my friends not givin a shit.. hope ya havin a good fuckin day .. cause we are...! adios ya wanker

dog town this

2010-12-21T05:05:00.000-08:00

this is jay adams.. I actually am probabl;y more amped on this than anything ive shot in a long while.. jays friends with one of my mates.. we chatted after i surfed larnies in hawaii for a few hours and after about 40 mins he asked me what my camera was , im told him about the old japanese range finder... he was intrigued...so i hit him up and go "are u cool if i shoot a film portrait of ya" he was cool as fuck...he had an 8 foot gun hangin outta this convertabl;e old bomber painted matte black...
he's the man
.LONG LIVE JAY ADAMS....!

wes langs fuckin bad ass

2010-12-20T14:42:00.001-08:00

wes langs fuckin bad ass from wis wild skull paintings to insaneo tattoo he did on my mate chuckys arm..
he's no gay art fag, he's pure rock'n'fuckin'roll...

cans magee

2010-12-01T04:58:00.000-08:00

i have this little mate....looks like steven segal crossed with bruce lee..... funny little character.. all he ever says to me is "duuude im so horney"

the funny prick cracks me up to no end...i text him today and said..

"you pulled any tail on that island"

he just sent me back the below pic..

seams they like little asian dudes in hawaii who are always horney..

god bless em....!

burnin the midnight oil

2010-11-30T04:39:00.001-08:00

these are a few shitty pics from my last trip away from my old yashica range finder and a coupla cheap arse holga slide shots, i kept the gold for my fridge but thought i'd put the crap ones on here for you cheap skates to look at.. I alsoi found some dirty old film in a box i hadnt processed in about 6 years, i threw a couple of randoms in there too... random film shit from these flintstone feet wanderin round this filthy old world of ours.. now get the hell off this shitty blog and get yaself a god damn cold beer..

friends and fiends travels and sadness

2010-11-12T17:41:00.000-08:00

I recently was lucky enough to jump ona dirty old tin can in the air and fuck off to peurto rico thanks to quiksilver, they let me go there and shoot some cool shit with the boys and hang with dane and kelly at the event and be there for kellys 10th world title.. shit was fuckin wild man.. amongst the process ...We lost our good mate andy irons.. One of the best fuckin humans Ive ever met.... aan amazing surfer and alike a few of us a wild hearted son.. yep one of the sadder moments in any of our lives.. I wept in the arms of some of my mates i never thought i would.. shit was tough.. fuck man.. Andy and lindy found out at the same time they were havin a kid same time me and tenz did we were all frothin over at at robina conemas what seamdd a coupla months ago... and enjoyed Giraffes at CVaffe De paree in france just a few weeks ago... lifes too fuckin short man.... shit hit home for me.. Rocked me... ... It will be one of the sadder days Ive experienced>>>REST IN PEACE A.I>> We'll never forget you brother..!!

So some of these pics below i snapped on that trip to peurto rico and a photot both pic from new york 2 days ago....

I shot fuck all digital, mostly all film.. digital to me is like havin a slimy fag try and pump you in the kickor.. just plain old crook..!!!
However films like a sexy moist hot women with great breasts.. just fuckin beautiful.... all exept the photo booth are all digi's.. just a few random memories with friends and fiends...

film gives me a big dirty stiffy....! recent travels...

2010-10-20T00:17:00.001-07:00

things that i like this week

2010-10-12T22:02:00.000-07:00

2010-10-06T05:35:00.000-07:00

i recieved the best book from my good friend natas in the mail yesterday...he text me and said "hey MATE check ya mail i made ya something" . the guys such a great guy but also one of the best artists ive ever known.. check even how he sends me a present in the mail.. who addresses an envelope this way.... ladies and gentleman mr natas kaupas..

inspiring shit...

the dirty bird touches down

2010-10-04T20:04:00.000-07:00

i just touched down back in oz.... some of the things i fuckin love about gettin my sweaty nuts off that plane seat and back into my neighbourhood.
1. showerin in your own showers the fuckin best, cake ya self full off bodywash and get that slimy shit straight off ya.
2. mans best friend.... the pug goes mad when i get home.. kicks its back leg in excitement... love that shit.
3. welcome home sex..... need i say more.
4. Awaiting gifts.. new copy of stab in the post, a signed qld origin jersey off billy slater and a book made by friend natas kaupas sent from LA. gifts are the best.
5. knowing i can jump on my pushy and go check the waves from my pad.. ....in the next ten im outta here..
6. the pubs at the end of my street.. if the waves are shit Im throwin down some freight on the ponies.
7. your own bed.... ahhh feels like heaven.
8. walkin in with a stinkin travel bag full of rank sweaty, booze spilt clothes, leave them in the garage and walk into a wardrobe full of fresh new washed threads ready to be slapped on.... ahhh yess...
9. The Goldy....Aint no where better...

things i HATE...

1. i couldn't fill my customs form in properly cause i hurt my hand in a fist fight with Gun'n'roses's rodie protecting a mate, the asshole clocked me in the head.. now my hands fucked.. thanks asshole..
2. As soon as i land i think about where we should go next... fuckin A.d.d.
3. not much really thats about it..

welcome home mother fuckers...!!!

wanderin stranger

2010-09-29T02:10:00.001-07:00

I kinda havent written too much on here of late,just throwin a few pics up to keep the 4 people that might check this once a year entertained.. ive been travellin round the world the last 3 weeks with my little band of gypsies. film premieres, parties, contests and good old fuckin times...from tonly to LA to new york and now to france. Im sittin in france now in a hotel avoidin baguets and croisants so i dont backed up as fuck but still yet to sample some of the finer wines of the region and maybe purcahse a beret if they make them big enough for my mammoth scone..i have a shithouse 40 hour journey home back to the goldy on saturday, planes trains and automobiles. i seriously could not imagine not having my ipod with me on this thing i think i woul;d thrown myself off a building somewhere round the world..anyway..this is the good times and we're fuckin lovin it... till next time i spose.. fuck i'll be another year older.. ouch....

the last two weeks of travellin in the deathstar

2010-09-27T08:08:00.001-07:00

images speak louder than words-- last 2 months travels random pics

2010-09-01T06:15:00.001-07:00

south african film burn

2010-08-05T12:51:00.001-07:00

MODOM tail pads and shit

2010-07-19T12:21:00.000-07:00

the boys over at MODOM www.modomsurf.com have banged up their front page on their site, they make bangin tail pads and have more wild products comin, with tommy whits and Jack perry runnin the show their shit will definatly shine. oh they also used my below shot of ando.. go check their page..

todays a Great old day

2010-07-08T16:50:00.001-07:00

THis is my shit to do today...

DMS add in SW

2010-07-06T23:02:00.000-07:00

my mate dan macdonald makes a wild fish,shorty, mini simmons the guys a fuckin freak.. he makes all kindsa wild craft and he wrangled me to shoot his latest catalogue one late night after 3000 cans and ablurry vision we banged it out, had a kickarse night actually, i also banged out his ads with my old peel apart polaroid film for somethin different instead the same old hi-fi surfer dude shaper adds.. He likes to drink a ton of piss and do shit he regrets.. i like him.! however the lazy chick he has in the office sits on facecrook all day and does shit all then complains she's had a busy day...please....typical....anyway. keep ya eyes peeled for more DMS adds in surfing world...

Let me Out

2010-07-05T23:17:00.000-07:00

MONDAY'S are Fucked

2010-07-04T22:44:00.001-07:00

Why is it no matter how hard or mellow my weekend is every monday morning i feel like this guy above looks.. like a dirty old sack of shit with a crooked helmet on my scone, only thing is my helmets a mop of fucked up hair that makes controllin a white pointer on a hand line more enjoyable, Ahh well lets look on the bright side of shit.. Least i made it through the weekend...!! Oh and if that bitch of a realestate chick i dealt with yesterday happens to read this "hey you negative bitch you fuckin ruined my sunday with your shitty attitude, i hope your afternoon was fucked".... till next time peeps... YAHhhhhhooooo

few randoms

2010-06-28T22:21:00.000-07:00

light leaks and dirty streaks

2010-06-27T22:25:00.000-07:00

ridin the magic carpet through the jungle

2010-06-18T02:13:00.001-07:00

I'm a lucky fuck...yep plain old spoilt bastard.. The people i work for are a fuckin great bunch of blokes..i recently was lucky enbough to fuck off to G-land for 7 days with our best surfers in the world , have Quik book the whole part of G-land out "2 camps we never ever used" but all of bobbys camp was, because they could...the boss's fuckin got barreled in front of the team riders and went mad.. pretty mental i bet to fuck your boss cannot get pitted.. Mine can..!! it was wild..
it was one of those wild p[arts in your life where u think "is this really happenin< choppers, 4 jetski's a crook little remote heli, more cameras than a fuckin hollywood blockbuster... shit went fuckin wild.. wait till this shits released...quite impressive shit... here's a coupla random pics.. not too many justa taste... till next time slizzo's....mc

water photog wanna be wanker

2010-05-27T21:27:00.000-07:00

I once thought i was fuckin rad...i got online.. saw this film camera witha fisheye waterr housing big old pole and shit and was sold.. dropped somethin dumb like $2800 on this thing..
I think i only ever got like 1 single page of myself being a fuckface out at the alley on my longboard in some crook longboard mag.. What a fuckin toolbelt.. i did snap this pic of skipp out the front of my palmy pad.....good $2800 spent huh,.....as if...

plastic lens and shitty film

2010-05-19T00:25:00.000-07:00

some random shit from my little half framer.

stage 1 ..the birth of the my little vulture

2010-05-13T14:18:00.000-07:00

I have always been one of those fuckers who can never have enough boards, i see somethin i think would be rad to ride and have it in my head that yep i have to have one. Then usually recruit Dan Mcdonald to bang one our for me.

Sometimes ride it a few times, get sick of it and put it in the rack in the garage and it will sit there for an endless amount of time till it changes color and then i find somethin else i like.

twinnies, quads, single fins, fish's, mini simmons, longboards..anything...

I figured it time to have a crack at tryin to whip out my own little beater, as soon as i mentioned it , Dan told me he'd have a blank for me the next day "i figure he is glad to show me how fuckin hard it is to try and hand shape somethin from a heap of shit chunk of foam into a whippy little pocket rocket and it is fuckin hard" So last night i kicked off stage 1.. tenz came down and banged off a few snaps of us at work... Dan had to help me out along the way it's a fuckin hard task tryin not to fuck it up.. i'll bang some more pics up next week when we finish her off..

here she is the birth of my Evil little vulture...

home---ridin free--

2010-05-13T05:26:00.001-07:00

i landed from LA 24 hours before this shot was taken..

fellin like shit, lukey munro dragged me to south straddie

and i don't think i'll get a shot anytime soon like this.. fuckin pulled this shit right outta my arse...

thanks to andrew sheilds for the shot...

Good times...

marine layer productions

2010-05-11T14:04:00.000-07:00

dane reynolds just sent me these couple of shots he took while we were in brazil. he isn't a fan of the digital world and is constantly shooting wild film shit on his little pocket yashica point and shoot.. the things sharp as a tack.. kinda like his website.. check it out

www.marinelayerproductions.com

the few days that were..Godzillia...brazilia

2010-05-03T05:16:00.000-07:00

off like a bandit

2010-04-27T09:31:00.000-07:00

Thanks to the fuckwits that robbed us in brazil.. stole my wallet and shit.. FUCK YOU

post this......

2010-04-20T13:03:00.000-07:00

Zilla from manilla #2

2010-04-20T11:44:00.001-07:00

i wandered round floripa this arvo

had some beers, couldn't speak a word to anyone cause no one understands

a word that comes out of your mouth..

watched some ghetto soccer just a plain old day in a plain old wild place.

kinda cool i reckon... All these pics and the ones below shot on a Nikon d300s.

the boys at nikon let me use one to see how it runs.. things like my 64 chev.. doesn't miss a beat.

zilla from manilla

2010-04-20T07:39:00.001-07:00

no one digs sittin on a plane for long periods of time nor 27 hours of flyin and transit , sweaty nuts, rank breathe, crook airline food, cattle class..farrrk..

halfway across the world

especially without a pocket full of sleeping pills.

i did that yesterday, landed in floranopolis in brazil.

smellin like a sack of shit, drivin round this unknown city of aparent madness tryin to find my hotel for 2 hours, no one speaks english here.. it's fucked if you speak no portugese..

anyway here i am m i made it mother fuckers.... day 1...

incase i go missing...

this aint brazil it was on my camera though

breakfast with a view

swim...?

window to freedom

pack em in

workplace health and safety brazil style

kickarse creepy little pool

Im a spoilt fuck

2010-04-15T03:57:00.000-07:00

I've been puttin dirty old filthy polaroids on here cause I'm a lazy fucker.

got sick of dribblin my shit on here so figured puttin pics up here would keep the three people that look at this entertained.

Anyway Im back..... I have 2 more days in ozzy then I'm off too brazil..

2 and a bit weeks in the south american beast that is the brazil known for it's cheep toot and wedgey lovin slizzo's so I'm takin a small arcenary of cameras to capture it as i see fit..

so stay tuned you three fuckin smackies that read my shit on the god for sakin peice of shit of a blog.. if ya bored check my friend danes website.. fucker can surf and does cool shit..

check

www.marinelayerproductions.com

swingin ya dick in the wind

2010-04-12T02:14:00.001-07:00

film rides on

2010-04-07T04:22:00.001-07:00

boozy haze and dreery days

2010-04-04T15:10:00.000-07:00

washed up brain cells, stinky beer spilt carpet hell

dirty polaroid androids and tamin the wild wolf.

these are the days of our lives......

natas

jdub tames the wolf

shittoria

2010-03-23T21:15:00.001-07:00

flyin high gettin loco

2010-03-21T18:35:00.001-07:00

bizzo

the guard dog

book of choice..

the winner is....

pre cronulla riot

BOOZED BANG

dbAH HELL

---take that---

2010-03-15T04:18:00.001-07:00

thanks to my little funny midget mate todd glaser for this pic of me and dane

quik pro polaroidin boozin